(this was on the back of yesterday's calendar page on my Page-a-Day calendar):
THE DAILY EXTRA
Groaners: World's Best Bad Jokes and Puns
A burglar in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Here's a photo of my favorite "art" poster which hangs on my closet door.